Sonnet OO (EDREENA'S BOOBS)

Shall I compare thee to Watermelons,
For thou art gigantic,
Rough winds could never shake you,
For if they were smaller, it would be tragic,
The weight unsure, The size unknown,
To heavy perhaps, to big to hold.
And often tries to be covered,
but often does not succeed,
For something much larger is in need.
But thy eternal goodness and all it's bouncy affair,
I do enjoy the view especially when you tie up your hair.
So long as you can breathe and I can see,
I'll be staring at them, green with envy.

*Inspired by Shakespeare HAHA